okay goodnight friends i am gone (to my pillows)
In Italian we don’t say “I love you” we say “Tu mi piace” which literally means “You please me” and I think that’s beautiful now get back to work slave I’m not loving you to stand around all day and not feed me grapes
I’m blushing because oh jesus people on the internet reMEMBER THAT OH GOD
it takes having to rewrite your blacklist to realize just how many ways people will write “update”