omfg WHAT IS THIS VIDEO it’s like a weird attempt at a feminist psa for 13-year-olds

"HEY FELLOW MIDDLE-SCHOOLER ISN’T PAIGE THE BEST"
"OH, TOTALLY, IT’S JUST TOO BAD……………THAT SHE’S A GIRL!!!!"
"WELL DID YOU KNOW THAT GIRLS CAN ALSO……………BE GOOD AT STUFF?!?!
[studio audience gasp]
"I GUESS SO…… BUT SHE IS ALSO WORKING FOR AN EVIL DICTATOR AND MUST NEED A MAN TO SHOW HER THE LIGHT!!!!"
"just shut the fuck up and drink your glass of water"